- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

field day?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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