- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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