what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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