- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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