What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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