- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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