Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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