What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What is 9+10? 19

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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