Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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j.p. is dumb

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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