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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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