There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

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