There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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