- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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