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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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