- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Asian women drivers...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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