- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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