What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What is older than history?

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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