Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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this website is a bad joke

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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