- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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