- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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