- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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