- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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