- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

The cream, it is coming

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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