whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Good afternoon.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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quantum physics?

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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