What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Nickelback.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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