- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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