The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

womens rights

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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