Whats 1+1? window!

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Abortion

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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