what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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