Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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silver bullet?

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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