Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

a man was shot.... he died

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Anti-jokes are funny.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

800 people died last year. end of story

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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