- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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