How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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