- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I was watching Fox news.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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