- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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