What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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