Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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poopy is poopy

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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