why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

your mom is so fat.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why? Because.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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