What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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