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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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