- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

call me maybe.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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