what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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