An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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