How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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