- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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