roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

This is funny.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

field day?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Guess what? You guessed it.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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