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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How old are you? 7

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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