What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's 2+2? Fish

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Ol-ive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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