Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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poopy is poopy

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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