Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Vaginal secretions

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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