This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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i like turtles

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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