- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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