- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

WNBA

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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