- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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