did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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