- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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