- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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