In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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