- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

I don't believe in giraffes.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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