- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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