- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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