- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Swag.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Guest what? Dog

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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