how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

My Boyfriend

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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