- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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