- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

what looks like a banana? a penis

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What is my name? I dont know

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