The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Indians

I <3 Hitler

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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