What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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