- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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