Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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The WPGA tour

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call an arab ?

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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