What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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