- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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