- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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